Girls, why are you attracted to Vampires and Pirates?

Why? Do you generally like being taken by force -- in a barbaric manner? I mean, correct me if I'm wrong -- but are Vampires and Pirates essentially rapists? Girls, do you not have the fantasy of some vampire coming into your room, sucking your blood, and taking you away with him so that you can make sweet love all throughout the night in his cave -- or your bed for that matter? Honestly, I don't get the attraction. Please explain...